Abandoned Hospitals

When I drive home from my hair stylist I have to make many turns in order to get back to the highway. In doing so I pass by this building that does not look so bad on the outside. It looks similar to the picture below, but it continues to provide me with a Morbid Moment.

I am sure you are thinking it does not look that bad but in reality it is an abandoned hospital. I always imagine that many people died there and that they are haunting the halls waiting for some foolish kids to want to go exploring and to never be heard from again.

Do you ever have this Morbid Moment?

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Holiday time!

Hello Everyone,

I just wanted to take the time and wish everyone a happy holiday! I hope your holidays are filled with love and cheer.

Random fact: On average 14 people a year are killed by their Christmas tree.

Happy Holidays

~Vikki 

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Sharks vs Coconuts

Are you ever walking along on a beautiful island and look up at the coconuts in a tree and wonder how many people are killed a year by these dangerous objects?

Are you ever swimming in the ocean and wonder how many people are killed by shark attacks?

Random fact: More people are killed by falling coconuts than by shark attacks a year.

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Ball Point Pens

Random Fact: On average about a hundred people a year die by choking on a ball point pen. So stop and think the next time you go to take a little nibble on your pen; it might be the last nibble you take.

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Zero Gravity Elevator Ride

Have you ever been in an elevator and became very afraid. Either the elevator may not have shut its doors, may not have moved, moved before the doors were closed or even had a sudden drop. It’s okay because I always worry if this is the time that the elevator will drop and I am left plummeting to my death. I have constant dreams about this. I feel like it will happen just like it does in the movies. The elevator will stop, I will glance up at the number, then a snap, then it begins to plummet and the numbers change quickly as I fall. Apparently on average 26 people a year die in an elevator in America so this is a healthy fear to have. So have you ever had this Morbid Moment?

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Tire Decapitation

Are you ever driving down a major highway and a tractor trailer drives up next to you and you become really nervous? I know I become worried not because one wrong turn and they can squish me like a bug but rather one bad tire blow out and they can decapitate me. C’mon people think about it. That tire can blow out and the shrapnel from it can fly through your window and decapitate you; it was even proven on Mythbusters! It could happen! That is why I try to get away from the tractor trailer as soon as possible. 

Have you ever had this Morbid Moment?

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Ladder of Success

Remember when climbing the Ladder of Success to reach down and help others. But don't forget to break the rung below you so they can never climb higher than you! ~ I have spoken!

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Car Paranoia: Backseat Killer

I truly have this Morbid Moment every day. When I walk to my car I quickly glance in the back seat. Once I am in the car I turn around and just feel with my hand to make sure there are no crazed masked serial killers crouched down in the back seat waiting to strangle me with a piano wire. 

Do you ever have this Morbid Moment?

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Men you should not date

1. Thou shalt not date a man that owes more than 1 year salary in child support

2. Thou shalt not date a man that is anything like Spencer Pratt

3. Thou shalt not date a man who is a sidekick. Date Batman, not Robin. He has cod piece envy

4. Thou shalt not date a man that wears Kanye West Venetian shades, nut hugger jeans, and Louis Vuitton racing loafers

 
5. Thou shalt not date a man that is an aspiring rapper or dj with no real job

6. Thou shalt not date a man that does not know what a 401k or 403b is. Like my grandmom says no romance without finance

7. Thou shalt not date a man that looks better as a woman than u do

8. Thou shalt not date a man that honestly believes all women are like the chicks in King magazine

9. Thou shalt not date a man who is trying to live a thug lifestyle into his thirties

10. Thou shalt not date a man that is actively trying to model his life after Lil Wayne 

~ I have spoken!

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Chicks you should not date

1. Thou shalt not date a chick that drinks more Hennesey than you do

2. Thou shalt not date a chick that has more baby fathers than kids

3. Thou shalt not date a chick that is a stripper or a chick that may have posed nude

4. Thou shalt not date a chick that can beat you up

5. Thou shalt not date a chick that is actively trying to model their life after Nicki Minaj

6. Thou shalt not date a chick that has a weave with more colors than your country’s flag

7. Thou shalt not date a chick that thinks it's okay to name her kids after a car, latest celebrity alcohol or something that she can't spell

8. Thou shalt not date a chick that thinks super head got a raw deal

9. Thou shalt not date a chick that was in a Luke, Ludacris, or Ying Yang twins video

10. Thou shalt not date a chick that goes harder than the U in the 80s

Honorable mentions:
Who has more gold in her mouth than Tpain

~ I have spoken!

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Skid Marks

Recently had a Morbid Moment. Are you ever driving on the road and see tire skid marks and then a mangled median? When you see this do you ever wonder if someone died there in a horrificly gruesome way? I always imagine that a person died there and that they are haunting that spot. It is even more morbid when you see all those items and then one of those shrines to the person. So the question is have you ever had this Morbid Moment?

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